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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
4:40 pm	42.857142857142854% of me is a huge nerd! How about you? --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: Gathering storm - Paul Kelly (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 17th, 2005
9:17 pm	Wrong. So very, very wrong. But amusing, nonetheless I'm also amused by what Kardia (sorry, don't know how to do the link to another person's LJ. I don't want to, either) is supposedly giving me. The Twelve Days of Christmas for haggismchaggis: Day # Who? What they got you 1st feighlioch A prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number 2nd spoofalicious a strap-on 3rd daasmonkeygirl a dildo 4th charlichocer A prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number 5th kardia nipple clips 6th lisanaterel pubic dandruff shampoo 7th buriramtourakom A pornstar slot machine 8th buriramtourakom a fishnet body stocking 9th kardia The Marquis de Sade's sex drive 10th amq a sex slave 11th amq A $120 blunt 12th alectrona7 a pubic hair trimmer Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com ( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com ) But this is the one I'm proud of You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you. Coming on December 1, 2005: Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel </td> Serenity (from Firefly) 100% Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix) 75% Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop) 69% Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica) 63% Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars) 63% SG-1 (from Stargate) 63% Moya (from Farscape) 50% Enterprise D (from Star Trek) 44% Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0 created with QuizFarm.com --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: Generator Room - David Newman (Serenity Soundtrack) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
10:22 pm	I'm a bad man... Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave psycho_munchkin a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I set leishpod's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fionarohana (-5000 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole teganandkat's purse (30 points). Last week I turned vaxwell in for farting in church (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5043 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, haggismchaggis Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: Whatever is playing on RRR's Best of the Brat (Comment on this)
Friday, December 9th, 2005
10:45 pm	Random Radio, Sci-Fi/Western and Literature Intersection Went to RRR Breakfasters OB today. Movie reviewer did "Top 5 films you should have seen this year" Serenity was number five. I cheered, and was acknowledged on-air for it. Between the talking, I was reading Njal's Saga (thanks, Kat - it was a good read). Breakfasters asked me on-air what I was reading, so it got mentioned out on-air. During the rest of the show, they asked me what page I was up to. Essentially, I inadvertently advertised literature that was not sci-fi/fantasy to a lot of people. *Is pleased* Seriously, go and read it. Not the nicest of books, and I suspect that lots of the story is missing in the translation (It is originally an epic Icelandic poem), but it is still good. We missed out on seeing Tegan leave in Doctor Who!!! *Kicks the Terry Nation estate* --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: Down Like Disco - The Dandy Warhols (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
9:08 pm	Does anyone have a complete set of 204 Bell Street Recorded? If you do, please leave a comment. Can everyone else please let their friends know about this? Thanks. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: warden, warden - B. Dougherty & R. Ray (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
9:19 pm	One of those silly Blogthings What Your Sleeping Position Says You are confident and ready to tackle life. You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance. You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines. You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed! What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You? I prefer this version, probably because it is much more true: You have a bad back due to a sports injury that occurred in 1995. You require a specialised matress to get proper sleep that supports your back and stops it hurting. You sleep on your back because sleeping on your side, curled up, or on your stomach causes intense pain. You love your special matress and hate sleeping anywhere that has inferior matresses. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: Caravan Part 1 - Yvette Johansson Quartet (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 7th, 2005
9:00 pm	Farscape Thingy and Some Not So Good News Austrek (Melbourne) When: 26th November, 2005 Where: Northcote Townhall, High St, Northcote. Theme: Farscape Guest: Paul Goddard (Stark) Tickets: $15 Further info: socialdirector@austrek.org Website: http://www.austrek.org/ I think I might have triple-booked myself, though. I can remember one of the things I'm supposed to be doing that day, but the others are a mystery. In fact, the news is rather bad. Michael Piller, staff writer for TNG and creator/producer of DS9 and Voyager died of cancer. More information to be found here: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/14414.html Current Music: Astronaut - Tripod (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
8:53 pm	For anyone that is silly enough to still have me on their friends list... If anyone wants to go see Serenity for the (x*) time, I'm thinking maybe Saturday at 3:45 in Melbourne Central. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- *X = number of times you have seen Serenity + 1 Current Music: Hope and Memory - Howard Shore (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 7th, 2005
9:21 pm	Serenity For all of you that claim to be of the nerd persuasion, go and see this movie this weekend, and take someone along with you that is not a nerd. It's not just a good sci-fi flick. It's a GOOD MOVIE in and of itself. Then we can have more, and I'll be happy. Comprehend? Shiny. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: In the beginning, roars the electric genius - Taku Iwasaki (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 29th, 2005
10:28 pm	Thanks to Leish for this... You scored as Inara Serra. The Courtesan. You have a job that brings comfort to people and eases their burdens. It took years of training and dedication to perfect. So why do people keep calling you a whore? You tried to get away from those people, but something keeps bringing you back. </td> Inara Serra 81% The Operative 69% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 69% Simon Tam 63% Capt. Mal Reynolds 63% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 56% Kaylee Frye 56% River Tam 50% Jayne Cobb 25% Shepherd Derrial Book 19% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com I'd rather score Kaylee, but that's my fanboy crush thing on the girl that's smarter than me. Dinosaurs are cool, though. Current Music: I Am the Mob - Catatonia (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
9:14 pm	Emergency Update The Louisville Sluggers are breaking up! Final show is Friday 28 October at The Basement. Naturally, I get this news moments after Bec bought the tickets for PoTUSA, who are playing on the same night. In Melbourne. I never got to see the new lineup, and it looks like I never will now. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: As Cool as Kim Deal - The Dandy Warhols (Comment on this)
8:55 pm	*Bouncing around with excitement* http://www.villagecinemas.com.au/movie/movie_14440.htm Uma Thurman???? Why not just film the Broadway cast? That way you're certain they all know what they have to do, and they all can sing, too! Of course I'm going to see it, though. Anyone else want to spend time with a nerd on New Years Day? Not as if I'm going to be doing anything on NYE. --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- Current Music: The Bridge of Khazad Dum - Howard Shore (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 6th, 2005
9:42 pm	Thanks go to the Commander for this > WARNING haggismchaggis is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times. Username: From Go-Quiz.com Current Music: Spanky's in the Kitchen - Royal Crown Revue (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
9:42 pm	To: ALL PERSONNEL THAT CARE FROM: CO HAGGIS CENTRAL SUBJECT: NONE SPECIFIED All hands, please note that the CO of Haggis Central has decided to take a leave of absence. Seeing as his mind has been absent for a while, he decided to try and track it down and find out what's so good about where it is as opposed to where it should be. No-one shall be required to become the A/CO, because I can't be bothered designating someone with powers as my delegate. You'll know when I'm back. Now to amuse you is the result of one of the wonderful quizzes out there: I'm an Atheist! Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You? Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 23rd, 2004
9:40 pm	Bad news, I'm afraid... From: "Gadflys ." gadflys@hotmail.com To: gadflys@hotmail.com Subject: Omega Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:56:03 +1100 Hi everybody, This mail is to inform you all that the last gig performed by the Gadflys will be on the 28th of February in Adelaide. This will be performed in the Regal in the Garden of Unearthly Delights at 6.00pm on Saturday 28/02/04. There will also be a show preceeding this on Friday 27/02/04, at the same time and place. If you want to see the band one last time, then this is your last opportunity to do so. There will be no Harbor Cruise on the 21st of March, and of course, no more gigs performed in Sydney, or anywhere else other than the above. Thank you all for your patronage and support throughout the band's long and colorful career. This email address will shut down shortly after the last gig. They could have had better timing. Now I have to fly over to Adelaide the day after I see Bowie, and on the same day I was going to see Rebecca and Shane play for the first time since July last year. Oh well, it looks like I'll see Rebecca and Shane in April now... --Arms are for hugging The Dandy Warhols-- (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 7th, 2002
11:04 pm	Quiz Session Am I The Greatest Song In The World? Nay: I am but a tribute to the greatest song in the world! Are you the greatest song in the world? My Favorite Female Part Is: The Breast: Firm, tight, and right in my face. And they jiggle when we have sex. Find out your favorite female body part! I Am The Sex Toy: Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut! Find out what sex toy you are. Shop The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Robot Monster: Although Blood Feast might deserve this title better, Robot Monster is known as the king of crappy movies. Unlike Blood Feast, this movie played in major theatres. One of the writters took it so seriously that when the movie got much deserved bad reviews, he attempted suicide. In his mind it was art. Find out which b-movie suits you. My Favorite Female Part Is: The Ass: Soft, smooth, and perky! Just don't remind me where food goes when you're done with it! Find out your favorite female or male body part! (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 6th, 2002
9:06 pm	Interesting quizzing. (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 15th, 2002
9:34 pm	What Psych-Ward do you belong to? Find out what kind of driver you are! You are Spaceman Spiff! Zounds! You are the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, the engaging explorer ensconsed in an unending universe of exotic and evil extraterrestrials! You're brave, but you should give that dictionary a rest. Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com! (Comment on this)
Friday, June 14th, 2002
9:16 pm	Quizzing You're Donatello! You're introspective and somewhat reserved. Definetely more brain cells than the average turtle, and you're something of a "Mr. Fix-It." You love to invent things, or fix broken stuff. You are quiet and serious, but do have a fun side. Try and let it show more often. Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Quiz by Irish If I were a boy band I would be... This quiz was created by Krazy K. Take it here! Take the Which Spider-Man Character Are You? quiz by ZyberGoat Which "Natural Wonder" are you? i am what microsoft OS are you? i am what poo are you? i am what sexual performer are you? (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 8th, 2002
8:50 pm	Quizzes! Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? You are Kermit! Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer. Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz! Which tarot card are you? What color should your hair be?! ; Created by Vurui! </font> Take the What Sex Position Are You? test by Ley Ley What Jelly Belly flavor are you? I'm - Find your flavor here! 18 I act like I'm 18. This test was brought to you by Mel - mostly.... Take it here. :: how jedi are you? :: I am A Shit Brick . The Shit brick is usually the kinda person that doesn't like doing much. Turning down a nice romp in the park to his or her favorite television show and a nice big Mac or a box of chicken nuggets. Though shit bricks have their anti social flaws, what they lack in social values they make up for in laziness... But I guess that isn't a good thing either way.. Ok, shit bricks are just lazy fucks... What Kinda Shit Are You? I'm a Nothing! Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You? A(nother) Robert and Tim Creation What Type of Villain are You? mutedfaith.com / <º> You work best in a group and strive hard to get what you want. Your individualism does not let you down when you have to put your 2 cents in. Being creative and working out your problems are you strengths. Which comedian/s would you be? <"a href=http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=comfest">Take the test to find out! This stong idealist values friendship highly, and will never give up on those she loves. What Obernewtyn Character are you? Primary Ability: Farseeker Farseekers posses the ability to communicate over great distances via telepathy. They are great friends who know when they're needed, and seem to be able to detect others thoughts. Secondary Ability: Teknoguilder Teknoguilders are the Misfits who are curious about the way the world works. They are fasinated by inventions and studying the old time. Teknoguilders also posess telekinetic powers, and can move things with thier minds. Teknoguilders are great to have around, as they think logically, and analytically working through problems to find a good solution for all. What is your Misfit Talent? (Comment on this)